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Joke of the Day

"I had a Crazy Dream Wait for dreams to come up in conversation. I had a crazy dream last night. I drempt I was a muffler... and when i woke up I was exhausted."

"My left hand is dominant. Sometimes it spanks my right one."

"I've waited long to say this. I think we should all gift watches to the folks at /r/trees. It's high time."

"Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!"

"If I ever make a list of dumb things I have done my ex would be right on top."

"I was really disappointed when I watched the films Shaft, XXX, X-Men, In To Deep, Snatch, The Box, Free Willy. None of them were what I expected..."

"It's always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones. I always say, ""I love you"" and they're like, ""thank you for choosing Domino's."""

"I'm kind of clueless about pop culture. I thought ""Hogwarts"" was an STD"

"""New Racy Miley Cyrus Photos Leaked."" If you really want to shock us, leak some photos where she's reading a book."

"I was writing a joke about a stone rolling up a hill, but it lost momentum. It still has potential."