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Joke of the Day
"Cinderella If you play Cinderella backwards it's a woman learning her place...."
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"getting my hopes up only to become even more disappointed dot edu"
"Do you know what the twins were doing in the wigwam? I can't tell you... it's *two-in-tents*."
"How do they practice safe sex in Scotland? They brand the sheep that kick."
"Where do you see yourself in 10 years? In a mirror! Reply from my 9 year old brother, after my mom asked me this while talking about future career prospects."
"My arm tried killing me last night I told him ""nice tri"""
"don't let the glasses fool you, I'm an idiot"
"Just got unfollowed by exorcist scary looking lady with crazy eyes who has ""will get in cars with strangers"" in her bio. I'm hiding........"
"My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough."
"LPT - If your phone gets wet, put it in a bag of uncooked rice overnight. The rice will attract Asian people who will then fix your phone. Tried, tested, true"