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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the guy who didn't want to walk the plank? He wasn't on board with it."
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"i like my memes how i like my burgers... rare and hearty"
"A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items, the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards."
"You're meeting identical triplets tonight. One's from the Army, one's a lifestyle Vegan, and one is a diehard Trump supporter. How do you tell them apart? Don't worry. They'll tell you."
"Startling awake... is a good way to startle a wake"
"What do black people and dividing by zero have in common? They don't work."
"Him: you watch too much Food Network Me: just enjoy your artisanal bread covered in a delectable berry compote Him: its toast and jelly"
"I found Alan Rickman in the grocery store yesterday... Jk"
"I like my girls the same way I like my coffee. Hot as fuck and all over my crotch while I am trying to drive."
"Women are just like an oven before you stick any cake batter in them, you have to preheat."