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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim? The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them."

"Why are vacuum cleaners made by gays the best? Because they really suck."

"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? ..To get to the other side!"

"Can everyone who is pretending to be a slutty, hot broad but is actually a dude raise our hands? THEIR HANDS, I MEANT THEIR!"

"My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, And they're like ""It wasn't that hard."""

"There is no ""me"" in team. No, wait, yes there is!"

"Apparently organ donation has to be *your own* organ and this police officer has a lot of questions."

"I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted at me so loudly, I almost fell in."

"TIL that a class was taught by the wrong stand in teacher and the students knowingly went along with it. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Why were birth rates low in 1970? You can't get pregnant during '69."