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Joke of the Day
"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? ..To get to the other side!"
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"What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein."
"So 2 astronomers decided to throw a party They sit down for lunch and one of them says: ok, let's planet"
"How do you take the letter ""F"" out of the word ""WAY"" ? There is no F in way."
"A bully, a baby, and a carrot walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What'll you have, Mr. Boehner?"""
"Having an elliptical in my living room has improved my health. Moving it out of the way when I lay down to watch TV burns like 25 calories"
"MY NANA WAS A FREAK IN THE SACK. Now granted, we didn't stuff her in that sack often, but boy would she freak out when we did."
"Next time someone wants you to hold a baby, say ""I'm so bad with live babies!"""
"How do mermaids give birth? Via Sea-Section"
"Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!"