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Joke of the Day

"TIL that a class was taught by the wrong stand in teacher and the students knowingly went along with it. Whoops, wrong sub."

"What noise does a Hebrew train make? Jew jew!"

"You know what is funny? Not this sub..."

"What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place? Little Seizures."

"What do a cell phone and anal bleach have in common? They both change your ring tone"

"why are terrorists so popular at parties? Because They're the bomb"

"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie."

"What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick? One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen"

"Happy Valentine's day! Do you know what the word of the day is? Legs!.....Should we go back to my place and spread the word?"

"I'm writing this from the hospital Don't worry! The doctors say I'm going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name!"