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Joke of the Day

"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says ""We don't sever your kind"". The mushroom says ""Why not, I'm a fun guy""."

"Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck."

"The greatest joke in the world. My Life."

"A general reads War and Peace another soldier asked him how he liked it ""liked the first half, hated the second. "" he said"

"I just sent out my daily 6am text to a random number saying ""I hit Zack with my truck. I'm going to need to use your hacksaw to cut him up."""

"Why do suicide bombers have 72 virgins? one for each chunk."

"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it."

"Get a free debt analysis by visiting your parents this holiday."

"Poor Sally (2 parter) Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... **quickly followed by** Knock Knock *Who's there?* Not Sally."

"Why did the blonde have square boobs? Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box"