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Joke of the Day

"Codpieces aren't supposed to made out of fish? Crap! Hang on, then, I need to change."

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walks into a bar... He orders a drink"

"Q:How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A:Kick his sister in the jaw!!"

"Non-Americans won't get this. Obesity"

"Why do they call it Black Friday? I dunno, I'm just waiting to hear white people ask how come there's no White Friday."

"What do you call a smart pig? Swinestein."

"Last night, a two-seat, single engine plane crashed in a Polish cemetery. Polish authorities report that they have recovered five hundred bodies so far and believe thousands more may still be found."

"Luke Skywalker and Yoda are on a ride when... **Luke**: *Are we on the right course, Master Yoda?*. **Yoda**: *Off course we are*."

"What does the Alt-Right drink? White whine."

"You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don't they just get taller girls?"