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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call it Black Friday? I dunno, I'm just waiting to hear white people ask how come there's no White Friday."

"Really?? EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting? Seems kind of implausible..."

"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sport's Authority? Because he likes Dicks."

"Today my girlfriend said she loved me more than anything else, and didn't know what she'd do without me. It's the nicest thing any of my imaginary friends have ever said to me."

"Argument with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement... . . . . . At the end, you ignore everything and click 'I agree'."

"My wife is still mad at me for that 20 minute blank stare I did when she asked me what I was thankful for on Thanksgiving day."

"A man once thought he'd discovered a new primary color but it proved to be merely a pigment of his imagination."

"How do you remember your wife's birthday? forget it once."

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians"

"I've looked all over the Google and ""fuck you sideways"" is not French for anything, Sir."