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Joke of the Day
"I avoid making friends by being honest with people"
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"What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory? Two test tickles"
"I like my women like I like my beer: I'm so fucking lonely."
"What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle? He gets Toad"
"A man walks into a bar with a big slab of tarmac/asphalt under his arm... The barman asks him, ""So what can I get you?"" ""I'll have a pint and eh, one for the road."""
"Hey! I got a new job working in quality control at a knickers factory! I'll be pulling down about 800 a week."
"GUYS: you need to be nicer to women,if you dont believe me just google ""woman stabs"" and see how many stories come up."
"Jewish pokemon trainer What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"
"Plan B and pregnancy tests should be sold at the Liquor Store as a 'one stop shop' kinda thing. Save all that judgment for one cashier."
"The last time I danced at a party, someone told me I looked like a wildebeest on a frozen lake."