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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a friend who wanted to be run over by a steam train... When he finally was, he was chuffed to bits."

"The Australian Cricket Team."

"What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible? When Jesus cleared the temple."

"What state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota"

"What do you call a blue-eyed blonde that doesn't eat meat? A vegetaryan"

"When I was done filling my tank, a little bit of gas leaked out of the nozzle onto the ground. I actually felt my peener nod with empathy."

"I invited a friend over after school. I told my mom he's my brother from another mother. My parents are now in the divorce process."

"What would you call it if Hitler was mad? inFUHRERiated."

"Probably the worst part about being a snail is how you can't put salt on your French fries."

"Let's call Trump the ""Second Place President."" He'll love that."