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Joke of the Day

"""Axe"" is not going to help you get girls, unless you spray it in their eyes then quickly chloroform them."

"Alan Rickman dies at the age of 69 That sure was a long fall"

"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you."

"The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback"

"A guy ran into a bar... ...he had to be hospitalized."

"Mexican jokes aren't funny There's a border between humor and racism."

"Hey, did you hear about the road paver who got fired? He couldn't even."

"it's impossible to own two weiner dogs because that's a paradachshund"

"Stop telling me to ""keep calm""! I'm freaking out about why this British phrase has permeated American culture!"

"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"