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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? [2 part] A pilot, you racist. What do you call a Japanese man who flies a plane? A pirate."

"Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding? Because they cantaloupe."

"How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner."

"Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment? Oxidants happen,"

"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... ...until they are flashing behind you."

"What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone? a Snapping Turtle"

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill"

"Watched my first porno today... I looked much younger back then."

"If it exists behind a paywall, does it really exist?"

"Clothes make the man. Indonesian children make the clothes."