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Joke of the Day
"Went to type in build a bear and accidentally googled build a bar. Better idea, I know"
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"A laugh track, but for every time my boss says ""I need this done today."""
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"Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good."
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"Three men walk into a bar... One ducks."