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Joke of the Day

"A young child says to his mother... ""Mom, when I'm a grown-up I want to be a musician."" She replies, ""Well honey, you know you can't be both."""

"The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"The world is made up of kids who can't wait to grow up...and adults who wish they hadn't."

"*arouses suspicion* Suspicion: I have a boyfriend. But c'mere."

"If you can think of a better fish joke Let minnow."

"I asked my date if she'd ever done drugs. ""No,"" she said, taking a sip of her water. I said, ""Well, you have now."""

"People say you never see ninjas but I see their girlfriends hanging around mosques all the damn time."

"I dreamt I was making a salad. I was tossing all night."

"Hot guy just walked up to me and said I was pretty so naturally I pulled out a Sharpie and drew a star on his forehead."

"People are far too distrustful of chickens. They can't even cross the road without having their motives questioned."