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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that in Maine they will give you five-cents for a soda can, but they won't give you ANYTHING for a baby?"

"How the hell is the director of the CIA unable to hide an affair?"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."

"If you're looking for something fun and exciting to do, why not try anti-gravity? It never lets me down!"

"TIL: After Pearl Harbor, US warships fired upon friendly u boats heading back to port. Whoops, wrong sub."

"What's a nice way to tell someone that you don't want talk while you're working out? It's not ""Shut up, asshole."" Apparently."

"awfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far"

"I'll tell you a cheesy joke? I don't like cheese. :0"

"A black man walks into the university"

"I'm at my most James Bond when I charge past the guards*, use my atomic laser**, and open the safe*** * 3 cats ** can opener *** catfood can"