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Joke of the Day

"[Gets cut off by a Pruis] *Speeds up to cut off Prius then drops a banana peel behind me* *Prius spins out of control* Thug life."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bar Ouch, says the arab"

"After triplet sisters plummeted off a Hawaii cliff, one died and two survived. The other was charged with murder. But now she's all ... tied up in the other two's finances!"

"I told my doctor that I recently broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."

"A friend of mine wanted me to recommend a TV series that 'ends with a bang.' I told him he might like Cowboy Bebop."

"One. How many time travelers does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a prostitute? You can order one of them without mushrooms."

"Love may be blind, but It doesn't have to be stupid."

"Wish there was a way to take all of these people commenting on the internet and make them useful."

"Paranoid Mexicans have a Hispanic room."