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Joke of the Day

"Wish there was a way to take all of these people commenting on the internet and make them useful."

"Why did John F. Kennedy die? He was too open-minded."

"I live in Zimbabwe. My favorite rapper is 50 cent. Or as we like to call him, 400 million dollars."

"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and he will spend hundreds of dollars on equipment he will use 3 times a year"

"It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about crop circles and they're just like, ""We hate corn."""

"A seal walks in to a club... haha"

"How do you make a tiramisu? With a thousand Gigamisous"

"Using Craigslist can get you murdered, but that's only one of its many advantages"

"Why did we use guns in world war 2 against the Germans? We could've used Frebreze, it kills 99.99% of germs anyways."

"One of the best feelings in the world is not having to set your alarm clock."