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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cute homeless girl? Dust Bunny"
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"A local bakery caught fire last night The whole place is toast"
"Just got my invitation to Lady Gaga's wedding reception. I can choose between beef or chicken. Not for the meal, that's the dress code."
"if ur sad abowt not havin an valentien on valentienz day remembr dat sum ppl do'nt hav an patrik on st patriks day"
"Why couldn't the rainbow trout get on the same level as his father? Because he was too flambouyant."
"What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car? Hood orient"
"I went to a shitty store today They only sold stools"
"""i never metadata i didn't like"" -NSA"
"This presidential race in America has taught us at least one thing. Once you go black you can go back."
"At midnight, thousands of people will be at Times Square to witnesss Ryan Seacrest's balls drop."