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Joke of the Day
"Just had a cup of coffee so bad it's the plot for a new Nicolas Cage movie."
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"My nephew asked me what marriage was like. So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it."
"How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair."
"Started a karate club for people who don't know karate we just do moves we see in movies lemme know if you're interested old ppl are welcome"
"I just finished reading Great Expectations. It wasn't all I hoped it would be."
"I went shopping . . . I went to the supermarket to get some groceries. When I got to the dairy section, they only had one piece of cheese left. It was provolone."
"Two women are sitting in a cafe discussing work.. One says to the other ""How do you like your job testing push-up bras?"" The other woman replies, ""It has its perks."""
"""Come reckon with me bro."" -Force"
"Happy Hints To brighten your day, instead of going to the gym, go to Walmart You will feel a lot better about yourself"
"Fat women Vs Gravity Fat girls really do defy the laws of physics. It appears the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."