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Joke of the Day

"Jokes so bad.... [..they will make you ho(a)rse](http://www.arkinspace.com/2011/07/jokes-so-bad-they-will-make-you-hoarse.html)"

"How do you make a computer your best friend? You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"What's black and doesn't work? A quadriplegic chimney sweep."

"They say you can't tell a funny joke about terrorism, but you can. It's all in the execution."

"What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ? To die as a martyr."

"[buying condoms] Do you have anything bigger? Like if someone wanted to pretend to be a slippery ghost for a day, or something like that."

"How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts."

"The best part of Halloween is all the Jehovah's Witnesses wondering why they're being given candy."

"When my son goes to a party I always tell him ""No drinking, no drugs and ALWAYS be the first person in a Human Centipede chain."""