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Joke of the Day

"I got a job as a triangle player in a Reggae band... I just stand at the back and ting"

"You hear Charlie sheen is starring on a new show. It's called Two and a half T-cells"

"Found a jelly bean in my skittles like a surprise gift from the Diabetes Fairy."

"Coworker: You're so condescending and arrogant. Me: They mean the same thing so you didn't need to say both."

"What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle? A Rook-ey mistake."

"What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit? Wohahaha! That was funny! XD"

"""Whose line is it anyway?"" -generous cocaine party guests"

"Joke What's the difference between a dick and an ass? I don't know, but your mom seems to enjoy the combination of both."

"In the beginning ... God created the world, and rested. Then God created man, and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested."

"NSFW What's white, and bobs up and down in a cradle? A pedophiles ass."