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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: You're so condescending and arrogant. Me: They mean the same thing so you didn't need to say both."

"I was a bit skeptical when someone told me there were three holes in the ground. Well well well"

"I like how we say ""vegan"" now instead of ""eating disorder""."

"What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites? The laundromat."

"Never get a circumcision from an unqualified professional It's a rip off"

"What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend? Have I got an ax to grind with you."

"Commercial for elbows: A frustrated man steers his car with totally straight arms. ""Why did I go with the cheap arms?!"" Narrator: ""Elbows"""

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron man is a well known super hero. Iron Woman, that's a command."

"You're a 10...on the pH scale cause you're basic."

"What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library? Overdue"