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Joke of the Day

"I bet it really confuses poor Forrest Gump to see Lt. Dan on TV solving crimes in New York."

"What does Bill Clinton say when he is having anal sex with Hillary Clinton? I'm fucking Hillary-ass (hilarious)"

"I keep having suicidal thoughts But I try not to get too hung up on them."

"I wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence... ...but it's a re-post."

"My friends accused me of making jokes about David Bowie I said ""Oh no, not me"""

"Son: Dad, why'd you name me Achilles? He's from Greek mythology. Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."

"How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door? Just one if its lochte'd"

"Fresh Limerick There once was a lad from West Philly Who played basketball and got silly He fought with some brothers Which worried his mother Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy"

"This pumpkin spice toilet paper seems unnecessary, but I'll taste it nonetheless."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey... until I turned myself around!"