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Joke of the Day
"I bet it really confuses poor Forrest Gump to see Lt. Dan on TV solving crimes in New York."
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"Ten years from now mankind will be illiterate, and we'll only communicate through pictures of our breakfasts."
"What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer."
"What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13? A good time ;)"
"What is the best food to eat after a circumcision? Brissket"
"It was so cold this morning... I actually saw a solicitor with hands in his own pockets!!"
"What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled. ( )"
"Why did the male spider spin a web? So he could catch all the fly ladies."
"My four year old cousin told me: Home is where you can sit on the toilet as long as you want."
"What's the difference between a blow job and anal sex? A blow job will make your day but anal sex will make your hole weak."