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Joke of the Day
"You hear Steve Sarkisian actually wanted to be a lawyer? He couldn't pass the bar"
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"A man so poor... A man is so poor that he is unable to pay his exorcist. As a result he was repossessed."
"YO momma so nasty... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh."
"So I, (male) have a Girlfriend with a schoolgirl fantasy... The only problem is...I fell uncomfortable wearing the dress. Stole from the office. S3E21"
"I will not kill my coworkers I will not kill my coworkers I will not.... Maybe just one..."
"I felt like a fool when I bought David Bowie tickets for my son and then remembered that he died last year... Even more so when I remembered that David Bowie died too."
"Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."
"when i die i want my kids to carry my casket. So they can let me down one more time."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the ugly guy's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."
"Guess which city got the best black Friday deals? Ferguson, it was a steal."