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Joke of the Day
"I will not kill my coworkers I will not kill my coworkers I will not.... Maybe just one..."
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"The internet connection on my phone seems to be at its fastest when I've clicked the wrong link."
"What's the best way to prepare baby food? Shake'n bake."
"Any writer can be a ghost writer if you kill them"
"His many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? ............ Ten Tickles........"
"The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan."
"Confusing prank: Obtain a grizzly bear, name it Love then call 911 and say that Love is tearing you apart"
"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"
"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from."
"Worry: a waste of imagination."