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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."

"Women are like angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly....... on a broomstick, we're flexible like that"

"My wife is so sweet Every time she goes to a bar alone she gives me her wedding ring so I can think about her all night long."

"What do you call three cars overtaking you in Mexico? Tres-passers."

"I tried ballet, but I never got the pointe."

"This joke is funny only today. Knock, knock. Who's there? Open. Open who? Open SSL."

"It's 2017, and President Hillary has ordered the minting of new coinage to celebrate female empowerment in the 21st Century. What is the new coin called? A Shilling, of course."

"When I see someone has 1,500 followers on twitter, I think ""that person must b funny"". 1,500 friends on FB ""that person is batshit crazy"""

"I've been dieting for 2 weeks now and so far I lost 5 Instagram followers."

"The Kardashian Family motto: Getting black men off since the OJ trial."