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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my calzones Somewhat crusty on the outer part and really gooey and cheesy on the inner part."

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"""Hey Dad, I'm going to the airport. Call me a taxi.' Dad : ""Hi taxi"""
"My wife's hot best friend just sent me an email with the subject line: ""Date Night."" I'm just going to stop there and imagine the rest."
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