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Joke of the Day

"My wife's hot best friend just sent me an email with the subject line: ""Date Night."" I'm just going to stop there and imagine the rest."

"Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal."

"What's the difference between my computer and Paul Walker? I don't give a shit about Paul Walker crashing."

"Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke? Because it was crumby."

"What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio? He got turnip"

"I am a Buddhist atheist, I hope I'm reincarnated as a atheist Buddhist."

"The Yin and Yan of Life Life at begining of month: I am the king. let me buy some castles and build an empire Life at month's end: Do I really need two kidneys?"

"Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral? One less drunken Irishman"

"Why are gay guys good helpers when moving? They know how to pack your shit."

"Hey, not too bad I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I love you too Ok, bye -phone convos with mom"