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Joke of the Day

"When someone says something was made with ""love"" what exactly does that mean? Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake?"

"what do you call it when Batman skips church? a Christian Bale"

"So two guys walk into a bar... The first one orders h20, the second one says ""I'll have h20 too"". The second guy died."

"That deli has a reputation for sub-par hoagies, ...but the one I had was exactly average."

"I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them."

"What goes Blonde Brunette Blonde Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels."

"What happens when Trump makes a meme? it goes dankrupt."

"I figured out why there are so many masturbation-related injuries that's when all the guardian angels cover their eyes"

"What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows..."

"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""