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Joke of the Day

"""Hey Dad, I'm going to the airport. Call me a taxi.' Dad : ""Hi taxi"""

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? E V E R Y W H E R E"

"isnt it cool how we all accepted that we all know the names of streaming porn sites and didnt ask each other how we knew of them"

"Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? B: What? You aren't doing anything M: sorry I'm super high. What was the question?"

"Yes I am 45, male and love cats. Recently I posted a selfie. It could be worse though, right? Hello?"

"What is the most mind blowing state an indian can experience Nirvana"

"I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna."

"Deep in the jungles of Vietnam... ...you don't know what's friend and what's pho"

"Bear and Rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, Bear turns to Rabbit and says, ""Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit says no and Bear whipes his ass with Rabbit."

"Why do women have legs? So they don't make trails like snails."