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Joke of the Day
"""Hey Dad, I'm going to the airport. Call me a taxi.' Dad : ""Hi taxi"""
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"""WE HERE AT BIG PHARMA RECOGNIZE THAT WHEN YOU'RE DEPENDENT ON ADDICTIVE OPIOID PAINKILLERS YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T POOP"""
"My friend uses 'supossebly' and I never correct her. I like her irregardless."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. It's ok though, she always comes crawling back."
"My surgeon says I'm the easiest patient to work on. Because I'm gutless, spineless, and my brain and colon are interchangeable."
"My wife called me a ""panty dropper."" She said to be more careful with the laundry next time."
"Press ""three"" for Spanish, and press ""fo"" for Ebonics"
"A Christmas joke A boy was given a soccer ball for Christmas. But he cried tears of agony and pain. Why? He had no legs"
"Interviewer: why did you leave your last job? Me: hmm that's a tough one. I guess I'd probably have to say listening is my biggest strength"
"Radio from an American boat: Mayday, mayday. We are sinking! Radio back from a German rescue ship: What are you sinking about?"