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Joke of the Day

"He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump, he's a little square. He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump, whats with that hair? Wierd Al on politics"

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke had for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know either, I walked out early too."

"Q: What do sneezes wear on their feet? A: Ahhh-shoes."

"Mexico's president says he will not go to the U.S. for a meeting with Trump The wall's not even finished and it kept a Mexican out!"

"What did one condom say to another? Let's go to the gay bar and get shit faced."

"Lesbian vampires What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month."

"What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale"

"(Translated from my mother tongue) What does a man do when he wants to end a marriage passively? He tries finding the expiration date on the marriage cirtifficate"

"I overheard a friend telling his pal ""I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."" ""What is she doing?"" the pal asks. ""Waiting for me to get home."""