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Joke of the Day
"""Is Pepsi OK?"" - World's worst drug dealer"
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"I ate some fireflies for supper today. I'm trying to eat light."
"If a blind girl tells you your penis is massive... ...she's probably pulling your leg (great show by Jimmy Carr tonight)"
"Haloween is over, but i just saw a group of people dressed up as the ghosts of the Cone Heads."
"Next time a conspiracy theorist says, ""That's what they want you to think,"" say, ""No, but that's what they wanted you to tell me."""
"If Watergate happened today it would be called Watergategate."
"Last night I tried to go out for an Italian Meal, but there was a huge, fat woman standing in the doorway. I couldn't get pasta."
"What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark"
"I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say ""I'm hungry,"" so it died."
"I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. Where the HECK is my roof?!"