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Joke of the Day

"whats a vampires teabag? tampons (used of course)"

"What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A Private Tutor."

"TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright"

"Me: I need to know what your office drug policy is. Him: No drugs. Me: Got it... Do you consider the parking lot to be part of the office?"

"I wanted to see lot of animals so I went to the zoo. But they only had one small dog. It was a SHIH-TZU."

"Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it would push back."

"The phrase ""This shit is bananas"" probably originated from the guy who had to clean out the monkey cage at the zoo."

"Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?"

"The first guy to clap was really weird ""I enjoyed this so I'm going to hit my hand with my other hand to show my appreciation"""

"I got my sister a T-shirt and a dildo... That way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself."