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Joke of the Day
"Why is Tumblr so odd? Because they can't even."
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"You know what they say about killing bees... It's a real buzzkill."
"My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg. Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my half-brother. He's all right now."
"* during an interview * Interviewer: ""So how long were you employed in your last job?"" Candidate: ""I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills."""
"Justin Bieber will be an old man someday and it will be hilarious."
"Sorry I misunderstood BYOB, what should I do with this buffalo?"
"How is a lady like a casino? Liquor in the front and poker in the back"
"How do you organize a space party? You Planet"
"What did the bra say to the top hat? You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift."
"A 3 foot tall psychic escapes prison, then he gets a look at the newspaper ""Small medium at large"""