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Joke of the Day

"So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."

"The only reason I watch political speeches is cause I'm hoping there's gonna be a sniper."

"Why don't we ever go 'forth and back'? To go forth and multiply is more fun."

"whats the difference between me and the bible? i'm easy to read"

"What did the apple tell the annoying orange? Citrus down."

"How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of the mexicans? Juan by Juan"

"It's okay to joke about Jesus... He died for our zings."

"Did you know that the word ""suns"" upside down is still ""suns""?"

"A1 Use this punchline to create a weird, funny tone... ""Listen, we need to sit down and have a long, hard, and possibly phallic conversation."""

"Shout out to all the animals that help Disney princesses get shit done."