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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather once told me 'When i was your age, I thought I was going to be 10 all my life too. So I said 'And when I was your age, I didn't believe in reincarnation either'."

"[Fixed] They say when you shave it, it grows back thicker. That explains what happened to those pounds my wife ""shaved off."""

"Did hipster polar bears like the North Pole... before it was cool?"

"It's Cyber Monday, sooo.... what are you wearing?"

"""and god said LET THERE BE BUTTS and there were butts nice warm jiggly butts everywhere on every human"" - me 2:16"

"There are two cavemen sitting by a fire... One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, ""You like beetles?"" and his friend says, ""No,*CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."""

"no matter what the government says no one can stop you from eating the bugs you find in your garden"

"Traffic stop A cop stops a car and asks the man inside, ""Excuse me, sir, have you been drinking?"" The guy replies, ""Why? Is there an ugly chick next to me?"""

"Sadly, the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola"

"When I was a kid we didn't add flavor to our medicine and it tasted like shit but we liked it because we liked being not dead."