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Joke of the Day

"Dubai don't like 'The Flintstones'... Abu Dhabi do."

"In regards to the Noah movie: Make sure you take someone with you, I heard they're only selling tickets in pairs."

"One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, He said ""here's a picture of me when I was younger."" I responded ""Every picture is of you when you were younger."" -Mitch Hedberg"

"I have way less energy than your average haunted doll."

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... ground up and in the freezer."

"Hey friend wanna hear a joke ? Another time."

"How do you blindfold a chinese person? Put floss over their eyes"

"Lance Armstrong flew to NY yesterday to fight the allegations of doping. ... would have been more convincing if he'd taken a plane, though."

"What do you call a black guy having sex? RAPE"

"""What should we call the big finger?"" ""'Thumb' seems as good as any."" ""Impressive. What about this smallest one?"" ""PINKY!"" ""............."""