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Joke of the Day
"Dubai don't like 'The Flintstones'... Abu Dhabi do."
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"I'm on a cruise this week. My humor didn't go over very well on the observation deck, nor did what I left behind on the poop deck."
"I've finally understood the meaning of ""politics"" It's derived from ""poly"", the Greek word for ""many"", and ""tics"", a blood sucking parasite."
"""Rocky, come here, good boy. Sit down. Sit in the sofa...siiitttt!!!"" said Sean Connery."
"Apparently 1 out of 3 people cheat in a relationship I just don't know whether it's my wife, or girlfriend."
"I saw an entire family with huge butts I guess you can say It's in their genes"
"Whats the difference between puberty and prostitution? One is caused by hormones and one causes whore moans"
"Q: Why did the suspenders get arrested? A: Because they held up a pair of pants."
"What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM? A stillborn."
"Having your 7 year old son clean the toilet is pretty entertaining. He used Pledge. In other news I just slid off the toilet, into the tub."