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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Zoo that contains only small dogs? A Shitzu."

"What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !"

"In a dog eat dog world, the chocolate lab is the most delicious, yet poisonous of all breeds."

"Time to get in my wheel box to go to my work box so I can pay for my home box until I'm ready for my death box."

"A guy goes to see a psychiatrist He's frantic. He says to the doctor, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'M A WIGWAM, I'M A TEEPEE!"" The doctor says, ""calm down, you're two tents."""

"Be sure to empty your pockets before doing your laundry You could get in trouble for money laundering."

"Oh man what's it called when you keep doing the same thing over & over but keep getting the same result? Oh yeah, I'm a serial killer."

"Where do salt lovers go to pray? [OC] The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)"

"A hipster just darted in front of me in traffic. I almost didn't see him because he was so ironic."

"Before I go to the airport I'm going to swallow a Hot Wheels car & an action figure. Then when they scan me I'm going to act like Godzilla."