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Joke of the Day
"just saw Gravity. excuse me while I go hug the earth."
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"They hired another Russian guy at my work He seems to think everything that Ukrainian guy tells him is so obvious."
"What's black and never works? Decaf coffee"
"I am happy to report this vodka works."
"Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge? He couldn't keep his hands off his privates"
"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the evening. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"A businessman becomes a president Seriously this is a fucking joke"
"So three Rabbi's walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""get the fuck out"""
"My sister was injured in a horrific singing accident. ""Oh no, is Carrey OK?"""
"Grammar it is said by people that know grammar The shortest sentence in the English language is: I am, and the longest sentence is: I do."