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Joke of the Day

"I like to tickle my girlfriend when we have anal sex Just for shits and giggles"

"Why you should definitely visit the Grand Canyon... Well... it's just plain *gorge*-ous"

"What did the tomato say to the cheese in court? I rest my queso."

"And after I smoked the medicinal marijuana, I ate three tubes of medicinal chocolate chip cookie dough."

"How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? By eating a Brownie."

"Can someone tell me the exact crime I need to commit to get put on house arrest because legally having to cancel plans sounds incredible."

"Have you heard of the movie *Constipation*? ""Can't say I have."" ""That's because it hasn't came out yet."""

"I spilled some coffee. My wife called it grounds for divorce."

"Yeah, you like getting choked don't you!? oops wrong sub..."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."