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Joke of the Day

"My labrador and my collie do everything together. You could say that they're great at collaborating."

"What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common? It's Al Gore"

"*lost in China* Friend: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Chinese with a local]: xian chan sen F: well? Me: we're in China"

"Does anyone know where concentrate is? I've been drinking lovely orange juice from there for years now.."

"What do you call a hobo who becomes a pimp? Rags to bitches"

"My father thinks himself an expert at cutting through busy sidewalks. I consider his ability rather pedestrian."

"When I awoke from the accident and they told me my fingers were broken... it was hard to grasp."

"What did one repost say to another? Well the flag is a big plus! &#3232;_&#3232;"

"Passengers clapping when my plane lands makes me almost wish we had crashed."

"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender asks, ""hey, why the long face?"""