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Joke of the Day

"Passengers clapping when my plane lands makes me almost wish we had crashed."

"My mom wanted to send me to a program last summer for people with ADHD... It was called a Concentration Camp."

"When I grow up I want to be a kid."

"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck."

"So I heard Nicki Minaj once wanted to kill herself. And her song comes on and I think why didn't she?"

"""By night's end, one of these teams will be the victor."" Thank you for that breakdown, Bob Costas. I was worried they might all die instead."

"2016 is almost coming to an end Surprise MFs. I have a leap second added to me."

"Two baby seals walk into a club"

"Wanna hear a joke? Never mind. I was going to make a black joke but I'll slave it for later? Wanna hear a virginity joke? Never mind, I lost it."

"Why is there very little honey in Belgium? Because there is only one B in Belgium"