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Joke of the Day
"Trump's campaign promises That's it"
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"Donald Trump has one good point but if he combs his hair right you hardly notice."
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"White man comes to a Black man's house Black guy: Have a try of my country's traditional food. White guy: But the plate is empty. Black guy: I know."
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