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Joke of the Day

"Someone wrote ""Jesus Saves"" in the bathroom stall at Walmart. Evandalism."

"""When I think of you, there are some capital gains in my pants."" - sexy accountant pickup lines"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream? A: Wet feet."

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. Whenthe instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"What do you call a gay New Zealander? A Kiwi Fruit"

"Man goes to the doctor ""Doctor I think my wife is dead."" ""What do you mean think! Either she's dead or she isn't Well replies the man ""The sex is the same but the washing is piling up in the sink"""

"What did the shower say to the toilet? ""You may get more ass than I do, but look at all the shit you have to take""."

"An American History Joke What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."

"""I'm quite content on this side of the street, thank you."" -- No squirrel ever."

"My friend showed me her new vegan pants. I know vegans can be annoying and everything, but should we really be making pants out of them?"