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Joke of the Day
"Someone wrote ""Jesus Saves"" in the bathroom stall at Walmart. Evandalism."
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"What do rocket scientists say about a task that is relatively easy? It's no social skills!"
"What is the difference between my grandma and a newborn baby? When I fuck my grandma up the ass she doesn't die."
"My 3 year old reported seeing a spider-cricket and I couldn't find it so we're outside watching the house burn."
"The worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in."
"You know what makes my blood boil? Temperatures above 100 degrees celsius."
"Lets play railroad I'll be the train and ur the tunnel"
"A cheeseburger walks into the bar... And the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."" Sorry"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me but I just forgot the joke !"
"whenever white girls are fighting and one of them calls the other ""hun"" during the argument world war 3 begins"