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Joke of the Day

"Someone wrote ""Jesus Saves"" in the bathroom stall at Walmart. Evandalism."

"What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John."

"TIFU with my girlfriend... ...She was on top"

"I may not have as many Oscars as Leo anymore but... I've still got as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstrong."

"Where do poor meatballs live? The Spaghetto."

"Did you hear about the new Comedy Central show? a polar bear offers his commentary about current events. Its called the Cold Bear Report!"

"Why do people browse reddit on the toilet? For shits n' giggles."

"What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath? The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!"

"A guy calls his local butchery... - Do you have chicken paws? - Yes - Do you have chicken wings? - Yes, I do - Do you have pig's head? - Sure - You must look really funny then"

"Never kiss a Canary. You'll get churpies! (It's a Canarial disease)."