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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the lesbian construction company? There are no studs, it's all tongue and groove . . ."

"Showerthoughts has a rule against puns so here we are. Promiscuous women in 1984 were guilty of thot crimes."

"A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving The officer asked ""how high are you?"" The man replied ""no officer, its hi how are you"""

"Keyboard Humor. Finds a ESC key from a keyboard on the floor, make the shity pun; ""the Esc key escaped."""

"Ran a bath, checked Twitter, flooded Europe."

"Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend? He told her he *can't elope*."

"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike."

"What should I buy for dinner? I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke."

"I tried to convert to Judaism, but they rejected me when they found out I was uncircumcised. I guess I just didn't make the cut."