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Joke of the Day

"Trying 2 improve my self image, so I placed a note on my mirror that reads ""objects are smaller than they appear."""

"What is brown and has got four legs and an arm? A Rottweiler on a children's playground."

"INXS was a really good band... It's a shame they hung it up."

"I hate Windows Embedded systems so much... They make me WinCE"

"how did jerry heller order breakfast over eazy"

"[highspeed chase] ANCIENT GREEK COP: Damn they're getting away *turns on Siren* [several nearby ships are lured to their doom]"

"You ever notice when it comes to blow up dolls... They're always so surprised to see us"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey!"

"Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich."

"Buddha is not a god But he sure looks like he ate one"