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Joke of the Day
"You ever notice when it comes to blow up dolls... They're always so surprised to see us"
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"A sad time in a dad's life is when your son finally dunks on you so you have to cut his hamstring while he sleeps so he can't do it again"
"HER: [she puts her hand down my pants] mm what do we have in here ME: [sweatin because thats where I keep my chicken mcnugget stash] nothin"
":O + :P = 69 Simple math"
"What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe? He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy."
"In the old days you could send your kid to the store with a note to get your cigarettes. Now they need a mask and a knife."
"What's an ephebophile? A pedophile with a thesaurus."
"A man walks into a bar... ...and says ""ouch"""
"HOT SINGLE GRANNIES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOU TO LOOK AT HOW TALL YOU'VE GOTTEN"
"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag You can hide but you can't run"