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Joke of the Day

"[11am] Me: oh look, it's sunny out. Me: I should go running. Me: or swimming! Me: these Doritos are delicious."

"My daughter spelled America ""Merica"" on a book report so now I'm searching her room for Trump campaign propaganda."

"I don't mean to brag, but I'm extremely talented with my lips and tongue. *Whistles The Andy Griffith Show theme song flawlessly*"

"What's the politically correct term for a swingers party in Alabama? A lynching."

"What's the best campsite in the world? Auschwitz, received well over three million starts"

"I was at work trying to come up with a joke about drills bits... ...but they were all too boring."

"Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down"

"Just an internet explorer joke Loading..."

"how did the gamete get rich? because sex cells... Thank you thank you i'll be here all week."

"What did the penis say to the asshole in the morning? This bowl ain't big enough for the both of us."