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Joke of the Day

"What's the politically correct term for a swingers party in Alabama? A lynching."

"What did one potatoe say to another? Dan Quayle wrote this joke."

"Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is."

"On the Wikipedia page for List of Serial Killers by Number of Victims it says ""This page is incomplete. You can help by expanding it."" Omg."

"[Cop arresting a centipede] *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *opens crate of new handcuffs* *clink* *clink* *clin"

"The sun is so self centered... It acts like the world revolves around it."

"Did you hear about the boss that slept with his secretary and then fired her? He really gave her the shaft."

"In the year 2065, old men will say 'bae'"

"Did you know Cecil was a black lion? And man, even in Africa, the white people **STILL** be killing tiggas."

"What are the sickest rock layers? The ones with diabases."